I really enjoy the Olympics, but there just had to be a better way to to score gymnastics. Diving doesn’t seem to have the same confusion, so what’s the deal?
If you’re in a bad mood, you can just about guarantee your children will be also.
Why is it that some people refuse to talk to the person who can actually answer their questions, but rather voice them to someone who has no actual information?
I guess that’s another way of asking…
Why do people seek validation rather than answers?
Learning to walk quickly leads to running.
Overheard at recent Hub of Hope community meals and pantry hours (an outreach at our church):
- “I haven’t had a hoagie in 3 years”
- “We live on the South side” — (that means she walked 3 miles for a meal)
- “I’ve never seen 144 ears of corn all at once.”
- “I don’t know yet if McDonald’s is going to hire me or not.” — (Yah, but anybody can get a job if they really want to work, right?)
- “They should be coming in through the basement”
- “God Bless You.”
- “I can’t wait for next month”
- “No, I have a couple dollars in my pocked - I don’t want to eat for free.”
- “Oh, you’re the guy with the little runaway”
- “Dios te bendiga”
- “Are you gonna have shepherds pie next month? You should.”
Why do oil change places still pretend you need to change your oil every 3,000 miles?
Not to get all political on you, but…. I could have lived with “the new guy” because I think he’s a nice, maybe a bit smug, but not corrupt. But I’ll have to vote for the “the old guy” because “the new guy” is unable to defend the weakest among us.
Yes - we still have more paperwork to do.
Yes - she’s an American citizen.
Yes - we will be having more kids, but I don’t know when our how they will come to our family just yet.
That was not an announcement of any kind.
Those of you who cycle for exercise - why must you wear spandex? Even if you look good in it, if the objective is exercise, then wouldn’t you prefer more wind resistance?
Why do school buses stop every 3 houses? When I was a kid, we had 3 stops for our entire town.
If you wear your flip flops to the movies, don’t put your foot up on your knee next to me. I don’t wanna see that nonsense.
My new office is directly above a movie theater. I’ve “felt” the new Batman movie about 15 times, but have not seen it once.
My girl loves corn as much as me.
If you offer a ministry that people believe in, it will practically fund itself.
Andre Dawson should be in the hall of fame. Barry Bonds should not. I don’t care how their numbers compare, it’s about more than that.
We waste way too much food in this country.
Michael Phelps is great and all, but don’t swimmers have an advantage in terms of collecting tons of metals? I mean really, how many methods to getting across the pool can they come up with?
- Why not have the doggie paddle?
- How bout the crab walk?
- Perhaps 1 lap across the pool, no lanes, no rules, no time limit.
Why not add more track events to make up the difference?
- How ’bout the 100 meter skip?
- Or the 400 meter wheelbarrow race?
- I’d love to see Usain Bolt run the 200 backwards.
You have no idea how good roasted chicken can be until you taste the Read-Head’s.
Birds love tomatoes this time of year. I hate birds this time of year.
16 month old children are capable of mastered crying, both real and pretend.
The Phillies will win the division again, but this time it will be with their pitching.
Posted on August 28th, 2008 by admin
Filed under: Fun, Thoughts
OK… I just LOVED this post… especially the Olympic swimming stuff. Hubby and I were laughing out loud. Russ thinks they should do the egg carry race in track. :0) Angel